it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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