I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
