my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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