If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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