i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
