yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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