I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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