Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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