Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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