So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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