Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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