Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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