is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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