My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Randomize
