I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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