Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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