are you still at the devil's house?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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