Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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