ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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