My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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