So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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