Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
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