no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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