another moral hangover. fuck.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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