Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Let's get the cat blown out
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Randomize
