Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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