My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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