coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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