how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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