Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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