Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
home. puking in laundry basket.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
