we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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