I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
