Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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