problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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