I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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