He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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