I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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