he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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