she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Randomize
