About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I think i got beer on your cat.
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