so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
