Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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