Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Who put my cat in the fridge?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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