That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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