I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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