can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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