i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Let's get the cat blown out
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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