He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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