So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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