Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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