Buhtt sex?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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