In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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