so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Also, beer. Big fan.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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