He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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