still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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