I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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