margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
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